What if golf had cheerleaders?

What if golf had cheerleaders?

Glad you asked. If golf had cheerleaders, they'd say things like this:


Swing that club
(clap clap clap clap clap)
Hit that ball
(clap clap clap clap clap)
Hit it far!
(clap clap clap clap clap)
Under par!
(Random cheers: Yeah! Go golfers! Wahoo!)


We say IRON
You say WOOD
Iron!
(Wood!)
Iron!
(Wood!)
Iron!
(Wood!)
Hit that ball good!
(Random cheers: Yeah! Woo! Golf rules!)


You want a low score?
What?
I said you want a low score?
Yea!
I'm gonna get a low score!
Wew!
(Imitate a swing) Four four four four!



Take flight birdie
Soar mighty eagle
Keep it under par!
If you get an albatross
You are a golfer rock star!
(Throw a cheerleader into the air)


The green is the goal
Aim for the flag pole
Get a club from your caddy
And show that ball who's its daddy!
(Random cheers: Alright! Win! Score!)


Bend your knees
(clap clap)
Eyes on the ball
(booty shake clap clap)
It's a breeze.
(jump)
Swing the club
(clap clap)
Aim the ball
(booty shake clap clap)
And don't hit shrubs!
(hand springs)