Shelly forgot to put in her eyeballs

Shelly forgot to put in her eyeballs
As she slowly crawled out of her bed.
She tried to make her way to the bathroom,
But she went to the kitchen instead!

Shelly forgot to put in her eyeballs
One crazy-silly, forgetful morn.
After thirty minutes in the closet
She put on a some pants that were torn!

Shelly forgot to put in her eyeballs
And for entire day she was blind.
She wanted to eat a banana
But couldn't distinguish it from a rind!

Shelly forgot to put in her eyeballs.
They are next to her bed in a glass.
So instead of avoiding a puddle,
Shelly slipped and fell right on her ass!*

Shelly forgot to put in her eyeballs,
And she swears that this will not repeat.
Because whenever she wasn't sitting
Coworkers would put tacks in her seat!

Shelly forgot to put in her eyeballs
One morning when she got out of her bed.
And this poses a serious question:
Why were her eyeballs out of her head!


*Damn. So close to being a child's poem.