Rubber Ducky, I think we've gone too far.

Any Sesame Street fans in the house? Allow me to taint your wholesome memories.


Rubber Ducky (Bath Time Fun Time)

Rubber Ducky, you're the one.
You make bath time lots of fun.
Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.

Rubber Ducky, this is new.
When I squeezed you, something grew.
Rubber Ducky, I like doing things to you.

Everyday when I make my way to the tubby,
I find a little fella who can give me a chubby.
(Rub-a-dub-a-dubby)

Rubber Ducky, this is bad.
What am I gonna tell my dad?
Rubber Ducky, I think I'm too fond of you.

Everyday when I make my way to the tubby,
I find a little fella who can give me a chubby.
(Rub-a-dub-a-dubby)

Rubber Ducky, this needs to stop.
Oh not yet, I'm going to pop.
Rubber Ducky, I got stuff all over ...
Rubber Ducky, I'd like to see more of ...
Rubber Ducky, I think I'm too fond of you.