Attn: Pigeon Legions of the World
Subject: Drops Rules for May
As always, the goal is to bomb as many cars with shit as possible. Each day has a specific type of vehicle.
Each successful drop is worth one point. The drop must hit the car, stick and be irritatingly noticeable.
A successful drop on a bonus vehicle is worth five points. The vehicle must be the specified color for the day.
Any freshly-washed cars are two points regardless of color. A freshly-washed car of the day's specified color is three points.
Any successful drops made while in flight and vehicles are in motion are double the points.
The crows are keeping score.
Monday: Red vehicles
Bonus: Italian sports cars
Tuesday: Blue vehicles
Bonus: Two-door coupes
Wednesday: Yellow vehicles (excluding cabs and school busses)
Bonus: Convertibles (extra five points if you hit the driver)
Thursday: Black vehicles
Bonus: Trucks (bombs dropped in the beds of trucks award no points unless personal property is hit)
Friday: Silver or gray vehicles
Bonus: SUVs
Saturday: Custom-painted vehicles
Bonus: Vans
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