I don't have internet.

I don't have any internet service this week.

There's public WiFi available outside. But that's where the mosquitoes hang out.

So I'm trying to type this AND fight off mosquitoes at the same time.

I'm sure the vivid, luminous screen of my Mac isn't helping me out. 'Cause those little bastards are attracted to the beauty of my laptop.

I can't really blame them, I mean this is a fantastic computer.

But do they have to make a pit stop at my blood supply? Seriously? Go attack that guy over there. He looks juicy and tasty.

Not that I want to taste his juiciness. I prefer beefcake (you know who you are).