Pretend this was written on Tuesday the 25th of March.

"Oh, it's so hard to write a blog when my computer is WAY OVER THERE," the Queen groaned as she stretched her arms out, reaching for her computer.

"Come here, Power Book!" Her muscles strained.

The laptop, perfectly content with its placement on the desk, didn't move.

From the couch, the Queen tried to coax the little laptop to her. "I'll plug you in," she bribed.

Nothing.

"I'll check for updates!"

Stillness.

"I need to type a blog!"

The air conditioner kicked on, but the computer remained unmoved.

And so the Queen of Awesome shrugged her shoulders and watched Law & Order: SVU.