I am writing this on my iPhone from a dark cave.
The men have kidnapped me and are making me watch football.
In all fairness, though, they are no longer aware of my presence. So I am soon going to make my escape (thank you, Romo).
Seriously, though. I could be standing here in Frederick's of Hollywood's most scandalous ensemble and I'd still go unnoticed.
Football is amazing like that. It has magical powers beyond biology.
Oh! Game over.
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Women be shoppin'! Am I right fellas?
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