I want my sucker!

I fondly remember the days when I was rewarded for going to the doctor.

I'd get a Safe-T Pop. Or perhaps a few stickers.

Usually I had to get stuck with some dull needle and injected with stuff that gave me a fever in order to collect my sticky reward.

Those days are long gone.

Today, I got injected with some crazy, medicinal cocktail that made my ligaments look like white paint on an X-ray. This injection lasted for a continuous five minutes.

That's right. Non-stop injection for five whole minutes. In my joint, no less. (And I can barely walk, too.)

And they bandaged me up with some cotton ball and a piece of tape.

Come on! Really? At least give me a Snoopy band aid.