I had a doctor's appointment, an MRI, another doctor's appoint, a surgical procedure and a followup in a shorter amount of time than it took to get DSL.
And I STILL DON'T HAVE OPERATING DSL. Naturally, I'm a little pissed.
So I'm venting the way I vent best. In haiku.
How is your service?
DSL can kiss my ass.
Suck it long and hard.
Stop asking questions.
I have told you everything.
Just. Fix. The. Problem.
Their internet works.
Am I in the Twilight Zone?
Monsters on Maple?
You provide one thing.
And you can't even do that.
How are you open?
If it were legal.
I would blow up your HQ.
And dance on ashes.
Suck my biggest toe.
After I run a few miles.
Cause my knee is fixed.
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