Which one do I look at?

Many offices are adopting a more casual dress code.

Being a sandal lover, I'm a huge fan.

But some people have taken their companies' relaxed standards for granted, wearing items that are far too inappropriate for any work environment. Unless you're working on a porn flick.

Since it's gotten warmer, I've seen an obscene amount of cleavage running about. And not just subtle swells above a shirt top. We're talking full fun bags peeking out of club tops.

Okay, maybe not club tops. But when a woman's bra cups are no longer covered by a shirt of choice, there's a problem.

Especially in a business meeting.

People should be allowed to dress however they want. Seriously. But outside of work.

We have to be logical here. Breasts are a distraction. They're designed by nature to be a distraction. So men and women, gay or straight, can't help but gawk when a swollen pair of chest bunnies bounces by.

So ladies, there are better, more subtle ways of showing off your curves. How about a cinched-at-the-waist top? Or a fitted and tailored shirt? Or just put a T-shirt on under your tank top. It can even be a little tight. Anything is better than parading around your tan lines.

Skin is for the weekend. So be warned, if I see you showing off your girls to the office, I WILL motorboat you.