It’s been a while since I’ve written ridiculous haikus.

In honor of Valentines Day, these haikus are about love. Enjoy.

I love you so much.

You are the reason I breathe.

Now make me breakfast.

For you, love, choc’lates.

Made of the finest coco.

I ate half of them.

Let’s go on a date.

A nice show with champagne date.

I’ll bring the singles.

I have your present.

It’s right here. Inside my pants.

Surprise! Chocolates!

What did you expect?

Perhaps something more dirty?

Did you check my butt?

Romantic movie.

Now let me turn off the lights.

Bowchikabowbow.

Kiss me, lover boy.

Kiss me here and here and here.

Oh, wait, Batman’s on!