If the Queen wrote like Dan brown, her blog would sound something like this:
“I should be making millions of dollars,” the Queen thinks to herself as she files down her ever-growing fingernails with a dull emery board as corpulent raindrops pelted the window pane. The sound brings her back to a time she’d rather forget. How could that day have happened!
In a state of resurfaced ancient angst, the Queen stands on her feet and deposits the emery board onto a nearby table—one purchased some time ago from a stylish yet conveniently inexpensive build-it-yourself surplus store.
And so on.
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Dan Brown sucks and we all know it.
Admittedly, I am jealous. There’s no sense in hiding it. I could pen something like "the Da Vinci Code" in a day. If only I weren't so damn lazy.
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where is the like button on this thing?
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