Please don’t butter my vegetables.

I like my corn naked. My broccoli is perfectly fine without a yellowish film. And my carrots don’t need any miscellaneous additions.

So please, I beg of you, don’t butter my vegetables. I want them to be pure and natural and untainted.

And while you’re at it, leave my pancakes and waffles alone, too. If I feel the need to dress them, I prefer to dip as opposed to drench.

That is all.